8:38 a.m. || 2006-08-31
Scenario #1, #2 and #3
Okay...my head is doing funny things when I'm asleep and have no power to control it and I'm FREAKING OUT!!!!!
Wedding scenarion #1
It is 11.00 on the day of the wedding I'm stuck in a boat in the crashing storm and I havent had my hair done (strangely enough HAIR is what is worrying me). An old friend of mine, Louisas, parents are there and refuse to rescue me. Boats crash against rocks and shatter - it is a little wooden rowing boat.
Wedding scenario #2
It is 11.00 on the day of the wedding and kevin and I are sitting in the house (as you do when the wedding is at 11.30) when suddenly I realise that I forgot to send the invitations so nobody knows. Kevin frantically sets about making them while I think it may be better at such short notice to ring them. So I start by ringing a random lady from my church (obviously the most important person that I could want there seeing as I don't really know her and all). So I ask her to come to the wedding but all she can do is cry beasue she is mad at her daughter Nicola for getting 3 tatoos...so I console her for 20 minutes and then ring my parents to invite them. I arrive at the wedding and nobody is there. They all left because I was late because I was inviting them.
Wedding scenario #3
Wake up on wedding day and realise that I don't have anything to wear so I go shopping with my friend Anna who tries to get me to wear this hideous black, red and orange floral print dress. I refuse this so she brings me a bogie green jacket and skirt with some shoes. I hate both but can't decide, so I buy both. By this time I realise that I have missed my hair appointment and will just have to do it myself. I then look at the clock and it is 11.00, half an hour away from the wedding. So I decide to go home when I realise that I don't have flowers so I send Kevin's Grandma (Who magically appeared looking not anything like herself, but like the woman who was in the newspaper last night celebrating her 108th birthday) to get some. I give her my last £20 and tell her to get 40 white roses that we can all just carry loose. By this time I have realised that I will be cold in my outfit so need a jacket and go shopping again. I can't find anything but end up back at the shop where I bought the outfits where I run into Kevins Grandma who had bought me a gold fur bommer jacket and then demanded £17 for it that I just didn't have. I asked here where the flowers were and she didn't know.
Weirdly at this point I remember that I bought a wedding dress and feel relieved. It is 11.15am so I decide to rush back and get ready. I realise that my dress needs taking up but Kevins grandma offers to pin it for me.
I decide it will be better to get ready at kevins grandmas house and so get my dad to pick me up and take me to the church...because Kevins granma lives in a flat above the church in my world. So my dad picks me up and starts driving in the wrong direction and takes me into Northumberland, to a field. I start crying - he shouts at me and tells me I'm imitating a wasp.
We do a U-turn and finally get to the church whch is also Kevins Grandmas house and everybody is there getting drunk. I cry again when I see that the church is decorated in red and gold rather than purple and white like I asked. I go upstairs to wash my hair and get dressed and when I get to the shower, I realise that her shampoo is a rip-off version of schwartscoff (can't spell it) call schmitzcopf and I have a bad reaction to it so my hair goes huge and frizzy. I then realsie that the wedding cars are booked to go from my house so I ask my dad to call them and ask them to pick me up from the flat above the church (because I obviously need a limo to get me downstairs. Then I wake up in blind sweating PANIC.
Seriously, How were my dreams THAT detailed. I thought dreams only lasted fractions of a second.
Any dream interpreters want to tell me whats going on here??? I think I need a straight Jacket.
*HUGS* TOTAL! give Leesmry more *HUGS*
Get hugs of your own